Landon Hall

Characters: Nick Tooley Mouse, Alyssa Dog, Mr. Bear, Donney the Clown Spider, The Fox, Marsey from Mars, and Dr. Weird.

One day Nick Tooley went to tell Mr. Bear the good news. Nick, Mr. Bear and the rest of the gang had always wanted to take a long trip but didn’t have a way to do it. Now, Mr. Bear’s house was destroyed but everything was safe. Nick, the luckiest mouse of all mice, went to tell Mr. Bear that the gang bought him a camper car! Nick also said, “I have good news. I just saved $50.00 on my car insurance by switching to Geico!” The seven friends went inside the new camper car . . . and it was weird! It was even weirder than Dr. Weird. And here’s why.
Inside, they went on a rollercoaster called “Sponge Bob,” then on a trampoline, and then on the couch to watch television. All of these events were in the camper car that also had 19 bathrooms! Next, they started their dangerous trip to Tree Limb Mountains in the camper car. But no one drove them there or did someone? Alyssa Dog went to the front of the car.
“No one was in the front!” screamed Alyssa. Nick Tooley, the most particular mouse of all mice, said, “You mean no one IS there.” “So what!” said Alyssa, trying to drive. What she didn’t realize is that the wheel was moving by itself. Or was it?
As they drove up the mountain, they accidentally turned a bunny into road kill. Oops. Then they had a picnic inside the camper car and they ate bunny stew. As they were eating, they flew off the top of the mountain. Everyone screamed, “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
The camper car landed on the ground and all seven friends survived. Next, they headed to Sue Town, the city where people sue a lot. You get sued a lot here especially if you are a playground bully. So beware.
Once they reached the jungle of Sue Town, the engine on the camper car broke. Then the evil emperor pirates came to get them! They had nasty, bad, rotten teeth that smelled worse than dog poop! Their eyes were yellow and shiny and their noses were big and buggery. Their fingernails were sharper than their teeth.
Nick Tooley Mouse, the smartest mouse of all mice, wanted to fight the pirates but he had to fix a problem first. Since the engine was broken, the door wouldn’t open so he had to break a window with an iron ball. The ball had thorns everywhere. Nick had to replace the window and it cost $300.00. After the window was fixed, Nick went out of the camper car to fight the evil emperor pirates.
Nick punched a pirate and stole the sharpest sword the pirates had. Then Nick, the bravest mouse of all mice, punched the captain with his big fist. The captain fell in the deepest whole. Donney the Spider crafted a huge spider web over the hole so that the captain could never ever get out. Marsey from Mars, one of the seven friends who had been invisible up to this point, now became visible to everyone. Hmm . . . could he be the invisible driver? He called 911 and a mechanic, the most mechanical mechanic of all mechanics, fixed the camper car with his handy ratchet and scissors. Now Marsey was ready to drive home to St. Laughter.
On the way while they were still in the jungle, the friends saw a large “X” in a dirt patch on the ground. Suddenly, Marsey, the silliest alien of all aliens, stopped the camper car. They s-l-o-w-l-y opened the door and stepped out of the camper car.
They began to dig on the spot marked with the “X.” When it began to feel like they had been digging forever, all of a sudden, Dr. Weird (one of the seven friends) discovered treasure! IT WAS GOLD!!!!
Out of nowhere, the scariest earthquake out of all earthquakes hit the jungle. All of the seven friends shouted, “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” They went back inside the camper car and the earthquake shook them all the way back to St. Laughter.
Once they where in St. Laughter, Mr. Bear decided to drive them to St. Louis. In St. Louis, they used their gold to go to Six Flags. Here they discovered a ride, the most fun ride of all rides, called Mr. Freeze. They rode on Batman. It was the second most fun ride of all rides (barely).
After leaving Six Flags, the seven friends returned to St. Laughter. It was Nick Tooley Mouse’s 38th birthday so they decided to have a birthday party in two days. Then one of the seven friends, Mr. Fox who is a weather fox, warned them that a cyclone was headed their way!
Would Nick Tooley Mouse, the cutest mouse of all mice, have his birthday party? To be continued.