Landon Hall

There was a boy whose name was Landon Hall.  He was a rusty blond.  He was kind of crazy.  He was also funny.  I will tell you why.

            His father was good at making funny faces.  His mom told weird jokes.  That might be why he is so crazy.  His voice came out extra loud so when someone else was talking, he got in trouble instead.  That happened a lot in Art class.  He was also hyper.

            His family was small in number.  He had one sister named Mary, a mother and a father.  He had a dog named Mr. Snuggles.  His family was very funny.

            He was a missionary in Ecuador.  He didn’t like Ecuador as much as the States.  At his house, all of his neighbors were Americans.  He felt like a fish out of water.

            He liked video games a lot.  He had a Wii and a Gameboy.  He played on the computer a lot.  His favorite video game was Super Mario Bros. All-stars.  That is a very old game.

            Overall, Landon was a good boy.  This is the autobiography of me.

The End

There was a fish who was blue.  She got married to another fish who was blue.  They were betta fish.  They always swam around in the ocean.  One day they were swimming in the big underwater desert.  They were just swimming along having a good old time.  Then they saw a fish as it swam towards them.  They realized it was a shark.  They swam down to seaweed.  They hid there.  The blue fish man who was named Bobby looked and saw a big city of fish.  The wife whose name was Anne decided to live here.  They settled down and had three kids:  Bonita, Stetson and Billy.  Bonita was shy and had three friends but most didn’t notice her.  Stetson was the coolest kid in school since kindergarten and always picked on Billy.  So Billy wanted to prove that God made him, so he went exploring some caves.  He saw Mr. Crabby Crab and a pearl was in his mouth.  Billy saw markings on it.  So he decided to go in and get it.  Crabby Crab was especially crabby that day.  He only got seven hours sleep.  Billy had to go fast.  He went in and the mouth closed.  Billy opened Crabby Crab’s mouth, got the pearl, and swam out of his mouth.  He saw the markings on the pearl.  He figured out what they meant.  The markings were:  “In pearl twin one as I pearl twin two.  I can see my will at end of one after two.”  Bobby thought, “It means two pearls.  This is pearl two and the other is pearl one.  Behind pearl one is a door.  In it is a treasure.  Treasure on earth is man’s will.”  Now Billy knew that there were only two pearls and one is here and one is at the other side of the shark desert.  Billy went up to the desert and found some rocks, and saw a giant shark.  He threw a rock at him and the shark ran away.  Billy swam to the cave and found another clam that had a shell.  Because she was nice, she gave it to Billy.  He took it to a door and used it as a key.  He found a treasure chest.  He carried it back home.  Stetson saw him and fainted.  His friends came and said, “You rock, dude. Now the city will be rich and we can afford underwater Ipods!”  Then Billy said, “Thank you.  I didn’t know they had underwater Ipods!”  Stetson was mad, but then he realized they were the coolest family ever.  They lived happily ever after.

THE END.

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On Photo Booth on our Mac, you can distort your face and take goofy pictures.  Need I say that Landon likes to spend a lot of time making faces.  Here are a few samples.

Landon had a school project where he had to research a topic of his choice and create a "kit" for his classmates to make.  He taught them, with the help of his mom, to sew a Larry hand puppet.  He took several types of puppets to class and showed how to use them.  He also wrote a song and sung it for the class.  He did a great job with the presentation.

Landon and his dad rode their boogie boards on the waves for several hours.  Guess that's why they needed a rest!

Landon played on a school team.  He hadn't played on an organized team for several years but improved with every game.  His team was named after the famous soccer team in Argentina and their uniforms are actual replicas of the team.  

A picture is worth a thousand words!